I am a wine slob. That is not a typo; I enjoy white wine in just the most disorderly, uncivilized of settings.The problem is
that I have actually never ever been much of a white wine individual. The swank etiquette related to wine culture has constantly left a bitter taste in my mouth. (With notes of baking spices.) The actual taste of white wine also never ever appealed to me, though undoubtedly my taste buds is as sophisticated as a boulder.But after years of
preventing the things, I have learned I was merely approaching wine wrong. Turns out, all it took to open me as much as a whole alcohol genre was the ideal vessel.
The (deep breath) Yeti Rambler 10-Ounce Red Wine Tumbler with MagSlider Cover is a squat stainless steel goblet of unequaled sturdiness. It looks like the leading part of a routine white wine glass, minus the stem. Its teardrop shape is formed out of vacuum-insulated double walls that maintain the temperature of the liquid inside, similar to your preferred travel mug. The tumbler is finished with a grippy matte outside that makes you wish to just cradle it in your hands. The plastic top fits snugly in the goblet’s mouth. A moving cover lets you close all points of entry and egress for a spill-proof white wine imbibing experience. It costs $25. At the time of this writing, you can choose between eight various colors. It is dishwasher safe and can take an outright whipping.
A tumbler that can take a tumblin’. Photograph: YETI I comprehend that”this kid thicc “is not normally how you wish to hear somebody explain a red wine glass. Conventional red wine glasses are thin, sophisticated, and delicate. They telegraph the drinker’s sophistication. An expensive red wine glass says, “I am sophisticated adequate to consume alcohol and not shatter the glass due to the fact that it slipped out of my idiot hand.” We can not all be held to such a high standard. Some of us (I’m not naming names) have a propensity to drop or topple drinks even in a state of stone-cold sobriety. At an expensive dinner party or tasting exploration, the act of drinking white wine is an anxiety-inducing setup for nearly specific embarrassment.What I require is a cup that might stop a bullet. The Yeti Rambler 10-Ounce Red Wine Tumbler with MagSlider Cover surpasses my tacky and exacting requirements. I have actually flipped it upside down. I have actually dropped it, kicked it, drop-kicked it(as a test)and still just splashed the slightest of splotches throughout my numerous family carpets. Ah, however a regular large red wine glass lets the red wine aerate, you say? That’s cool. I can aerate my grog by taking off the cover and swishing … or just chucking the tumbler across the room.I accept that I am an uncivilized swine. I don’t understand if I will ever completely value white wine, or be able to limit a giggle when I hear the word “mouthfeel.” But I understand that I will probably keep consuming it, anywhere and all over, as long as I have this booze-filled hand grenade.The Yeti is for beach red wine. It is for the bag slappers day-drinking sacs of Franzia in the park. It is for people with stone floors. It is for individuals with carpet . It is for anybody subject to the laws of gravity and cursed with inexplicably sweaty palms. It is for the ones who know, deep in their hearts, that wine just tastes much better when you can securely take it on a trampoline.